One Fine Morning
Fred woke early
to discover
the cat had kneaded his wife
into an enormous loaf of bread
he stretched
astonished
then lifted his nightshirt
& asked the bread
for a blowjob.
Bi-Curious
She called off work
to meet a woman
she'd advertised
bi-curious
curiosity killed
this cat
to any Tom
that followed.
Like This
Force a poem
force a turd
you'll end up
with bad air
at best
a little piece
of shit.
Fresh Bag Buzz
Fresh bag buzz
hits you like
the first time
thirteen again
& giggling
in the basement.
What I Know
Everything
mixed with beer
tastes better.
