Jan McLaughlin

 

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Language by Jan McLaughlin

Once upon a Time there was in the land a Princess-at-Large.

Damn.

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"Free the nipple!" she declared, and it was done.

Damn.

After more than a year of chastity she then decried, "My belly is on fire."

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

"Look out, angel."

 

SEXY ANGEL


Él debe ser un ángel porque él es seguro no de esta tierra. 

Ángel o extranjero, porqué, él pide privado, provocativo hacer-mi'-pida las preguntas. 

"Usted me desea," él dice. Es una pregunta hecha y contestada. Digo, "Sí," porque soy un mal mentiroso. 

Cómo es caliente él es. 

Le digo que la verdad sobre cualquier cosa que él pide. Él dice, "Usted es estéril," y mis goteos del corazón. Sí. Soy un crone; mi solamente sabiduría de los activos, conocimiento, honradez audaz y la memoria una vez de ser muy caliente. 

El calor es en la cabeza si no el cuerpo. 

Hay valor en eso. 

Entonces recuerdo las palabras. "Tengo niños. Es justo que no respiran." 

Él acaricia mi pecho en pasar, delibera con todo pasar, y soy repentinamente un sexto graduador que ríe hysterically porque damnit que se sentía bien después de un año de tener cualquier tacto sexual bien informado. 

Soy estéril y era casto.

¿Usted desea conseguir abajo, bebé? 

Vamos conseguir abajo. 

Soy listo.

Soy listo para usted.


He must be an angel because he's sure not from this earth.

Angel or alien, why, he asks private, provocative make-me-beg questions.

"You want me," he says. It is a question asked and answered.

I say, "Yes," because I am a bad liar.

How hot he is.

I tell him the truth about anything he asks.

He says, "You're barren," and my heart drips. Yes. I'm a crone; my only assets wisdom, knowledge, fearless honesty and the memory of having once been very hot.

The heat is in the head if not the body.

There is value in that.

Then I remember the words. "I have children. It's just that they don't breathe."

He caresses my breast in passing, deliberate yet passing, and certainly a caress.

I am suddenly laughing hysterically because damnit it feels good after a year of not having had any knowledgeable sexual touch.

I am barren and was chaste.

You wanna get down, baby?

Let's get down.

I'm ready.

I'm ready for you.

 

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Jan McLaughlin’s life has a life of its own. She enjoys anything having to do with sound: conversation, film, dance, theater, music, chaos, and silence. Despite her life-long romance with language, McLaughlin says, “Words mean nothing. Action is everything."

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